bill gates

Tintumon wrote a letter to bill gates: Sir, i have some questions to ask..

1. The keyboard alphabets are not in order.. when will you release the corrected version?

2. There is a START button .. but nothing called.. STOP

3. We learnt MS word.. when will you release MS sentence..?

4. There is recycle bin, but no rescooter bin. why ?

Finally one personal question:

Why is your name gates.. even though you sell windows..??

yoga

Tintumon was habing a habit of eating nails of his hands.. his parents sent him to ramdev baba for studying yoga...

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Now Tintumon can also eat nails of his leg.. !!

kinaril

Tintumon: Kurachu divasam mumbu ente apoopan kinattil veenu, orupadu pariku pati.. orupadu ocha vachu..

Dundumon: Ippam enganeundu ?

Tintumon: Ippam kuyapamillanu thonnunnu.. innale muthal kinatil ninnu ocha onnum kelkunilla..

veenju

Tintu came from israel with a case of scotch. At airport, customs officer asked: enthado pettikullil?

tintumon: venjiricha vellamanu sir.

officer opened it and asked: ithu full madyam aanallodo?

tintumon: ente karthave aa albutham veendum sambavicho? nee veendum vellam veenjaki matiyallo.. praise the lord.. !!

marry

girl: will u marry me?

tintumon: no, in our family, we marry only relatives..
My mom married dad. aunt married uncle. so, i will marry only my wife.. !!

penukaanal

dundumon: pennu kanan pokumbol pennu kaal viral kondu vara varakkunathu enthina?

tintumon: kalyanam kayinjal varacha varayil nirthum ennu kaanikkaan.. !!

onam

teacher: maveliye neritt kaanukayaanenkil enth parayum?

tintumon: nee karanamalle njangalk onapareeksha undayathu ennu parayum.. !!

viswasam

Ottakku oru full adikanulla capacity nashtapetta tintumon OCRine kettipidichu paranju..


" Innu nee thakarthathu viswasamanu ... nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya viswasam.."

kalidas

history teacher asked: Kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. what was his name ?

tintumon replied suddenly:

"Adidas..!!"

bar

Tintu baril ninnu varunnathu achan kandu

achan: enthina baril poye?

tintu: book vangan..

achan: avideyentha ipol bukano vilkunnathu..?



tintu: innale marannu vachatha.. !!

phone

Oral phonil: Hello aara ?

Tintumon: Aadyam appurathu aaranu para..

Ayaal: ithu njaana..

Tintumon: Wat a surprise, ipurathum njana.. !!

confusion

Tintumon: Rathri bhayankara confusion, padikano atho urangano ? Avasanam toss ittu !

Dundumol: ennitto ?

Tintumon: 10 thavana toss ittitta urangan pattiyathu.. !!

txt missin

Tinumon: "ninte textbuk kananilalle"?

Tutumol : illallo...



Tintumon: Pine enthina inu ravile.. "Some text missing" ennu msg ayachathu !!

luv u

Tintumon:'i love u'

Girl:"ente kaalil cherippundu"


Tintu: ente hridayam ambalam onnumalla, keri vannolu.. Silly girls!!

kothuku

Kothuku shalyam sahikathe tintumon kattilinte adiyil kidannu
appol oru minnaminungu vannu..



tintumon:ada patty nee torchum kondu vanno!!

chammal

Definition of "chammal" by tintumon


"Chammal is a vingal of mind n mangal of face"

race

School Annual sports meet..
In a 100 meter race,
It was announced..
"1 2 3 start".

All started runnig except tintumon..

Coach: why r u still waiting?

tintumon: My no is 4..!!

paditham

Amma: nee iruttath irunnu enthedukkuva?


Tintumon: Oh.. padikkunna sradha kaaranam current poyath arinjilla amme..!!

veendum english

Teacher: " innalathe karimarunnu paripadi podi podichu".Say it in english..

Tintumon: "yesterday's black medicine program, powder powdered"!!

Vaccatn

Teacher: vaccation divasanagalil neeyenthu cheytu?
Tintumon: oru divasam bike odichu.
Teacher:bakiyula divasamo.?


Tintu :hospitalilayirunu...