onam

teacher: maveliye neritt kaanukayaanenkil enth parayum?

tintumon: nee karanamalle njangalk onapareeksha undayathu ennu parayum.. !!

viswasam

Ottakku oru full adikanulla capacity nashtapetta tintumon OCRine kettipidichu paranju..


" Innu nee thakarthathu viswasamanu ... nenjodu cherthu njan valarthiya viswasam.."

kalidas

history teacher asked: Kalidas had one brother who used to make shoes. what was his name ?

tintumon replied suddenly:

"Adidas..!!"

bar

Tintu baril ninnu varunnathu achan kandu

achan: enthina baril poye?

tintu: book vangan..

achan: avideyentha ipol bukano vilkunnathu..?



tintu: innale marannu vachatha.. !!

phone

Oral phonil: Hello aara ?

Tintumon: Aadyam appurathu aaranu para..

Ayaal: ithu njaana..

Tintumon: Wat a surprise, ipurathum njana.. !!

confusion

Tintumon: Rathri bhayankara confusion, padikano atho urangano ? Avasanam toss ittu !

Dundumol: ennitto ?

Tintumon: 10 thavana toss ittitta urangan pattiyathu.. !!